Episodes

We're gonna go out on a limb here, but we're pretty anti-suicide and anti-child-labor. Thankfully the SG Atlantis team is too.

Hopeless Teal'c is a sad thing to see, but of course the rest of the team has his back. And Kathy is willing to scare the crap out of people for altruistic purposes so she's got our backs too.

The Earth People and the Athosians don't trust each another. Who could have guessed that? We could. We guessed that.

A devastating war has broken out on a planet. But who cares about all that death and destruction? All that really matters is how it all affects Daniel.

A bunch of stuff happens but none of that is important. All that matters is that we finally learn what happened to the back of Kawalsky's head.

Jack struggles with his new job. Dr. Lee struggles with a giant plant. Some random delegates struggle with negotiations. Ba'al struggles with getting Camulus handed over to him. Life is hard at the SGC.

This episode seems very familiar. Don't they have any A"new"bis ideas?

Oh no! A smoke monster! No, not that one from lost. No, not that one from an upcoming episode of Stargate Atlantis. A different one. Secretly made from slime instead of smoke.

We've made some new friends, so does it really matter that we've released a terrible scourge on the galaxy?

Meet John Sheppard. He likes Antarctica and ferris wheels! He's got a magic gene and magic security clearance. He's the Jack of Pegasus! OMG OMG It's Stargate Atlantis time!Thanks to Assisting Editor, Greoffrey!

Thor defrosts Jack! Fifth builds a girlfriend! The Goa'uld plot is totally sidelined! All versions of Pete suck!

Fifth is displeased with Sam. Yu is displeased with snacks. Weir and Daniel are displeased with everything. But Sam and Teal'c are very pleased with donuts and a few rounds of Truth or Dare...we assume.

Teal'c and Bratac get betrayed by yet another "rebel jaffa" who is not actually a rebel jaffa. Jack does pretty much all the things you'd expect him to do based on what happened the last time he put his face in some alien tech. But in actual news, ...

Life Advice from Mary and Kathy: Watch "Pigs in Space." Don't eat a whole box of donuts. Don't shave sideways. Clean your phone often. Watch this episode of "Stargate SG1" because it's finally good again.

The boring episode of boringness that we bored our way through.

"Silence of the Lambs" meets "The X-Files." But stupid. And boring.

When we miss a week of recording because Kathy is sick, we get by with a little help from our friend, ChatGPT. Enjoy this holiday/SGC-themed diversion.

Pwalter explains his job. Teal'c has no comment. Jack hates Kinsey and loves Mary Steenburgen. Bregman hangs in hallways. We're off to a fun start but it all goes downhill from there.

The Jaffa don't trust the Tok'ra or Tau'ri. The Tok'ra don't trust the Tau'ri or Jaffa. The Tau'ri don't trust the Jaffa or the Tok'ra. Nobody trusts Jacob. Probably because he doesn't drink coffee.

Sam and Daniel are both bad at relationships but for totally different reasons. Teal'c shows off his bench-pressing prowess. Also Jack is there.

Everything's fine. We just don't talk about some things. It's fine.

We finally learn the secret that everyone has been dying to know: the full lyrics to 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." Then it's just an episode of "Star Trek: Strange New Worlds" minus the whimsy.

Burke makes it rain (Zombie Chalo).vvDaniel plays with his shoe. Anubis likes to connect face to liquid filled hood. Things have gotten weird.

Yes, another "Chekhov's" title. There's an Indiana Jones movie inside this Stargate episode. Mary shares some of the many ways the heart will kill you. Kathy definitely said Ham(m).