Stargatezing

Brucke has delusions of grandeur, Catherine gets high AF and suddenly feels ready to conquer the Nazis on her own. Wasif and James just want some tasty food. Your podcast hosts would settle for something as simple as being able to keep their own names straight.

James gets smacked. Catherine speaks loudly and slowly. Aset likes guns. Brucke plays the Nazis greatest hits.

Unlike our "heroes," these nazis know how to have a good time. Nothing like home movies to get the party started!

Catherine and James are the worst. Kathy and Mary get annoyed and stop wondering why there was only one season of this show. But on occasion, Wasef is amusing.

Meeting new aliens is hard. Figuring out the stargate is hard. Wearing pants is hard. Life is hard.

The professor gets thrown through the gate, Catherine kicks butt, and Nazis argue about which side is their good side. Spoiler alert: Nazis don't have a good side.