Episodes

a.k.a. The Curse of Sam Carter a.k.a. Everything’s More Fun With Tribbles a.k.a. The Toilet Goes Both Ways a.k.a. Universe’s Most Effective Smug-Face Competition a.k.a. Gym Scotch a.k.a. Heroic Scraps of Paper

Omoc's funeral is very small and sad. Probably because he was terrible. Turns out a lot of other Tollan are kinda terrible too (but for different reasons). Mary's apartment smells like rotten pumpkin. Schrodinger is fat and happy somewhere and def ...

Jack doesn't play well with others. Marduklarin was forced to play with others when he had to find a new host. Mary doesn't have time to play with others.

"The episode was boring. There was a lot of Unas speaking Unas language and Daniel haphazardly trying to translate and they were taken as slaves and then they got free the end." - Mary

We're starting to worry about the SGC. Hammond makes an especially bad decision and Dr. Frasier is really a pretty terrible doctor. On top of that, Daniel just can't stop touching stuff. On the bright side, Cassandra gets turned into an X-Man!

Sam plays with her food again. Jack gets mad again. Hammond wastes a MALP again. Teal'c waits outside again. The science is really bad again.

Today we talk all about anatomy and physiology exams, President John Tyler, industrial piercings, the red phone, phone operators, what acetylcholine does, and how Botox works. Also Q shows up again to menace SG 60%.

Don't be creepy, whether you're a human, a Q, or any other type of alien.

The moral of the story is "Never trust a smiley Jaffa."

SG ¾ (plus Jacob) tries to deal with an evil version of Teal’c, Apophis, a bunch of blasphemous jaffa, a replicator invasion, and a Magic 8 Ball whose only answer is “The universe says ‘maybe.’” It’s just layers and layers of enemies and frenemies.

Life lessons from SG1: As soon as you get a new mother ship, people are gonna bug you to help them move. Also, spilling your whole plan to a villain who handily takes down three guards and tells everyone what you're doing will only lead to having t ...

Daniel loses his head. Sam get’s blown up and then electrocuted. Jack gets in a fist fight with himself and Teal’c finally gets to avenge his father’s death. Meanwhile, Mary and Kathy both rant about people who don’t understand Connecticut.

Pwalter’s console explodes and he gets thrown across the room. Sam gets taken over by an unknown entity. Jack almost kills her. Frasier’s constantly holding back tears. Hammond fails at lockdown. No one will hold Siler’s flashlight. Kathy goes t ...

Mary and Kathy have a lot to say. Some of it is about the episode.

You know what's a good show? "Soap." Also "Better Off Ted." Or maybe go watch "Lower Decks" or "Clue" or something.

If the instrument is broken, the music will be sour. If a sandstorm is a child, the wind will be wise beyond its years. If an archaeologist is given knowledge and power, fire will rain down from above. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is th ...

PWALTER FINALLY GETS A NAME!

Jack wears some big pants. Maybourn uses the internet! Kinsey has a very good boy. Bauer, the new boss, will not let Sam Sam it out. Daniel and Teal'c disapprove.

We discuss power washing simulators, the history of dyes, and children's songs. Also SG1 does some stuff.

Daniel bickers with some old friends while running around the world, stealing artifacts, Teal'c and Jack spend some quality time with each other and a bunch of mosquitos. Everyone else hangs out at the SGC with a slimy, dead hagfish. It's a very re ...

Jack does some math and doesn't like the answer. Teal'c teal'c'splains physics. Sam sams out a solution. Daniel unsuccessfully tries his hand at improv.

Jack is impatient as always but comes around in the end. Daniel and Sam have fun with playing dumb. Teal'c is just vibing. Life is good.

Even without their memories, SG-1's gotta SG-1.

Vampires have managed to figure out a way around the whole 'UV is deadly' thing, but SG1 and the Enkarans? Not so much. Too bad another society already has dibs on the low-UV planet that they want.