Episodes

We suddenly learn that, this whole time all the Jaffa, including Teal'c, have been doing it wrong because a real Jaffa would never kill another Jaffa under any circumstances. And Mary can only get through talking about this boring episode by pretend ...

Sam writes code on a whiteboard. Felger paints minifigs. Chloe ties a tie, kind of. Mary wants coffee. Kathy obsesses over bears. Pretty low stakes episode. Until the entire gate system crashes.

Description idea: It's a very culinary-themed episode! Teal'c and Eamon search for green jello. Sam destroys suns for breakfast. We discuss the flavor of Tech Con Group Sports Drink and lab grown meat. Hopefully they don't taste like despair. Or ...

Ever seen 'Fern Gully'? Or 'Avatar'? Yeah. It's that.

It's an episode all about Daniel, with special guests: the friends in Daniel's head.

This episode brings up a lot of big questions about life, death, memory, AI, and, most importantly, where does SG-1 keep their hazmat gear?

Life lessons from SG1:Weakness is unacceptable. You may as well be dead.Don't share needles. Unless you've already shared a half-dead hagfish. Then it's okay.Sometimes you just need to die and then figure out how to be resurrected in order t ...

Jack's clothes fit even worse than before when he's turned into a teenager again. Daniel gives false hope to a bunch of alien abductees. Kathy teaches us how to date a middle aged nerd.

Jack shoots a fan. Sam states the obvious. Daniel doesn't remember for NO GOOD REASON. Teal'c makes friends with Ba'aal. Jonas LEAVES. WAAAAHHH. 1.25 is better than 1, right? Stay here, Jonas Quinn!

We talk about bears and gardening and Star Wars. Also, Daniel is back. Yay?

Daniel, what is the point of you? We're not sure we'll ever know, but at least we get a tour of a bunch of different old sci-fi movies with this episode.

Jonas Quinn can predict what's for lunch! It's applesauce! No, wait, that's just Mr. Mot. They're actually having Mexican.

The SGC is shockingly bad at planning ahead in case things go wrong. For the record, assuming a standoffish alien will come save you is not a good contingency plan. At least most of the people on the planet they find are as oddly trusting as the SGC ...

Teal'c's in the hospital! He's a fireman! He has no tattoo! But then he does! He's a Jaffa! And he's in the SGC! And on a battlefield! Don't worry, T. Daniel will make it all better.

The SGC's lax security and SG1's tendency to blindly trust everyone they meet gets them in trouble. This description could also be applied to just about every other episode.

This is a boring and uneventful podcast description to match a boring and uneventful episode of Stargate SG1.

Why is everyone so wet? Can an eye on the back of your head and a three-fingered hand really be considered anatomical improvements? How great would it be to use your own eyes as flashlights? To reconstitute a liquified human, what percentage of t ...

All salad and no utopia make Maybourne something something...

When Jack is accused of fake murder, SG 3/4 must clear his name. Teal'c wins at life with stylish outfits, surprise cold cocking, and and the best interrogation skills. Don't worry, the government is totally not tracking you through your medication.

We all know that you have to suspend disbelief with sci-fi shows, but we draw the line at being asked to believe that an entire city could be put under full lockdown with no protests or consequences.

The Asgard have a bad idea to stop the replicators. When it doesn't work, they have another bad idea for how to fix it. SG1 knows it's a bad idea but then decides to help anyway. This is also a bad idea. This is then followed by a further series ...

You will learn more about spam than you probably ever wanted to know and Kathy offers up free virtual hugs! There's also clacky keyboards, Sam doing some MacGyvering, and Teal'c doing some acrobatics. It's got a little something for everyone!

Pangolins try to sell SG-1 on the miracle of green coffee bean extract, but it turns out it's just Tok'ra goo from a Hagfish sack. Elsewhere, Jonas and Teal'c examine an ancient dick pic, Jack and Sam talk to a lot of people, and hagfish biology is ...

Dogs make for some challenging podcasting. Kathy and Mary come up with some ways that gate technology can save the planet, while also tackling questions like "Can we ever really know we haven't killed someone in cold blood?" Finally, Martooth gets ...