Episodes

Apophis is back to his old tricks—threatening people and making them miserable. Just like cats, SG3/4 doesn’t want to take their medicine. It’s fine. It’s not effective anyway. The Tok’ra sacrifice a whole lot of people for “the greater good" while T ...

We admit we go on a lot of tangents, but sometimes we go on so many we can't even include them all in the episode. Also sometimes we just forget how to talk.

Martooth sonic screwdrives Sam’s head so they can escape the prison they broke into. Daniel talks to friends on his little communication device. Jack has too many surprises and all the "Wizard of Oz" references. SG-1 loves prison!

Daniel is ready to jump into the dating pool again but his taste in woman is…questionable. It’s ok though. The rest of the team is there to judge him for his bad choices.

Daniel gets a pass for his bad behavior for once, Sha're loses her accent, and Kathy and Mary have some major issues saying names.

Jack gets dressed down by a captain and is called an underlining by Master Teal’c. Hammond is a lord. Rank means nothing anymore.

Jack chews some dirty ground straw. Daniel mumbles. Teal'c does not weigh the same as a duck. Sam's there, too...

Aris Boch learns that maybe the real roshna is the friends we made along the way.

Happy Holidays!

Science, blah blah blah, goatees, blah dee blah, Kawalsky!

It’s a good thing our education system doesn’t work like this or else Mary wouldn’t have a job.

When you see zombies, think aliens, not schizophrenia.

Negotiations! The Goa'uld demand cookies in exchange for not destroying Earth.

The team finds a new gym to work out at and then, after a good workout, they join a cult. Except for Teal’c who decides to drive around in a tank for a while instead.

Jack gets a hagfish. Hammond has an adventure. Teal'c makes a speech. Sam blows up some stuff. Daniel gets an owie.

Mary and Kathy try to put aside their bad moods to talk about Stargate, only to discover it's a CLIP SHOW. AAAAHHHH!!!!

James T. Kirk a.k.a. Luke Skywalker and the team get some groovy threads, meet young Hammond, and hang out with the Electric Mayhem.

Mary and Kathy are on vacation, so this is as clever as we can manage to get with the episode description. This message brought to you by beer and happiness.

The team tries to see how many miles they can walk in a day, Daniel pretends he’s an airplane, and Kathy and Mary want more nudity.

Apophis is older than he's ever been And now he's even older And now he's even older And now he's even older. He's older than he's ever been And now he's even older, And now he's older still.

The team plays musical chairs with their bodies, some rando hates on the beloved Dr. Fraiser, and Mary and Kathy fan-girl out over Christopher Judge.

Fun science with Mary! Sam plays with her food. Teal'c takes us to the gun show. Jack reconnects with an old friend. Everyone dies several times.

We talk archaeology, sci-fi, and ancient aliens with our favorite college prof!

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