Episodes

Here lies Robert Rothman. You weren't on that often. You'd study and sneeze, since all nerds have allergies. Had you crystal skull in your head, maybe you wouldn't be dead.

Surprise! Kathy's back! Surprise! The Russians have a Stargate! Surprise! Deanna Markov needs SG-1's help! Surprise! Maybourne is frozen! Surprise! The science passes Mary's very high standards!

Springfield hosts a Stargate Convention, Patty and Selma try their hand at kidnapping, and Richard Dean Anderson cosplays as MacGyver. Some other stuff happens too.

When one of the hosts needs some time off, we MacGyver a solution.

Today we learn juggling, golfing, pottery throwing, Latin, and astrophysics, with a smattering of nutritional guidance and first aid info. It's a very informative episode.

The team should have no problems with allergies given the amount of Zyrtec circulating around the base. Freya, Anise, and Martooth remind us the Tok’ra can’t be taken at stuffy-nosed face value.

Hagfish will be hagfish and you're not fooling anybody, Hebron.

The team eats steak and blows stuff up. It was a good day.

What happens when Hammond and the team decide to randomly trust strangers they just met in hopes they'll get something in return? The results...will not surprise you. Also, Mary and Kathy try to dodge Google SEO on the episode title.

Sam comes up with an idea to save the Asgard that's just dumb enough to work. Meanwhile SG 3/4's idea to stop the replicators is also dumb. Too dumb. And full of failure.

So many bugs. Just, all the bugs everywhere. Also, everything reminds Kathy and Mary of some other random things. And it turns out the Stargate isn’t quite as permanent a fixture as we’d thought. Good luck getting the permanent iris off the beta gat ...

The team pretends to run around in a giant pyramid. Muons, neutrinos, and sparkles fly around all over the place. Daniel learns that, like a solar eclipse, you should never directly at a crystal skull. And we find out that Daniel and his grandfath ...

The team sits around waiting while Daniel endeavors to learn how to set sand on fire with his mind. A life skill everyone should have.

SG-1 is imprisoned by Canadian Bruce Campbell who thinks they're obstetricians. Teal'c goes blind but he gets better!

Jack switches sides and joins up with Maybourne. It's very convincing. Very...convincing...

A planet is deluged with meteorites. All life is decimated. The End. Or at least that's how Science says it should have ended.

Jack and Mary love pie. Sam and Kathy are anti-pie. Dom DeLuise is pizza. Teal'c loves coffee more than anyone. It's a tasty episode.

Schrodinger pays a visit! Jack and Daniel need to argue the measure of a hagfish-host. Teal'c decides to follow Jack's lead and start disobeying orders. Kathy starts talking to herself, but really it's the only way she can have an intelligent conv ...

Sam and Teal'c save Earth by shooting their coworkers while the rest of the SGC sleeps on the job. Meanwhile, Kathy and Mary discover there may actually be such a thing as too many portmanteaus.

Apophis is back to his old tricks—threatening people and making them miserable. Just like cats, SG3/4 doesn’t want to take their medicine. It’s fine. It’s not effective anyway. The Tok’ra sacrifice a whole lot of people for “the greater good" while T ...

We admit we go on a lot of tangents, but sometimes we go on so many we can't even include them all in the episode. Also sometimes we just forget how to talk.

Martooth sonic screwdrives Sam’s head so they can escape the prison they broke into. Daniel talks to friends on his little communication device. Jack has too many surprises and all the "Wizard of Oz" references. SG-1 loves prison!

Daniel is ready to jump into the dating pool again but his taste in woman is…questionable. It’s ok though. The rest of the team is there to judge him for his bad choices.

Daniel gets a pass for his bad behavior for once, Sha're loses her accent, and Kathy and Mary have some major issues saying names.