Episodes

Meet John Sheppard. He likes Antarctica and ferris wheels! He's got a magic gene and magic security clearance. He's the Jack of Pegasus! OMG OMG It's Stargate Atlantis time! Thanks to Assisting Editor, Greoffrey!

Thor defrosts Jack! Fifth builds a girlfriend! The Goa'uld plot is totally sidelined! All versions of Pete suck!

Fifth is displeased with Sam. Yu is displeased with snacks. Weir and Daniel are displeased with everything. But Sam and Teal'c are very pleased with donuts and a few rounds of Truth or Dare...we assume.

Teal'c and Bratac get betrayed by yet another "rebel jaffa" who is not actually a rebel jaffa. Jack does pretty much all the things you'd expect him to do based on what happened the last time he put his face in some alien tech. But in actual news, ...

Life Advice from Mary and Kathy: Watch "Pigs in Space." Don't eat a whole box of donuts. Don't shave sideways. Clean your phone often. Watch this episode of "Stargate SG1" because it's finally good again.

The boring episode of boringness that we bored our way through.

"Silence of the Lambs" meets "The X-Files." But stupid. And boring.

When we miss a week of recording because Kathy is sick, we get by with a little help from our friend, ChatGPT. Enjoy this holiday/SGC-themed diversion.

Pwalter explains his job. Teal'c has no comment. Jack hates Kinsey and loves Mary Steenburgen. Bregman hangs in hallways. We're off to a fun start but it all goes downhill from there.

The Jaffa don't trust the Tok'ra or Tau'ri. The Tok'ra don't trust the Tau'ri or Jaffa. The Tau'ri don't trust the Jaffa or the Tok'ra. Nobody trusts Jacob. Probably because he doesn't drink coffee.

Sam and Daniel are both bad at relationships but for totally different reasons. Teal'c shows off his bench-pressing prowess. Also Jack is there.

Everything's fine. We just don't talk about some things. It's fine.

We finally learn the secret that everyone has been dying to know: the full lyrics to 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." Then it's just an episode of "Star Trek: Strange New Worlds" minus the whimsy.

Burke makes it rain (Zombie Chalo).vvDaniel plays with his shoe. Anubis likes to connect face to liquid filled hood. Things have gotten weird.

Yes, another "Chekhov's" title. There's an Indiana Jones movie inside this Stargate episode. Mary shares some of the many ways the heart will kill you. Kathy definitely said Ham(m).

We suddenly learn that, this whole time all the Jaffa, including Teal'c, have been doing it wrong because a real Jaffa would never kill another Jaffa under any circumstances. And Mary can only get through talking about this boring episode by pretend ...

Sam writes code on a whiteboard. Felger paints minifigs. Chloe ties a tie, kind of. Mary wants coffee. Kathy obsesses over bears. Pretty low stakes episode. Until the entire gate system crashes.

Description idea: It's a very culinary-themed episode! Teal'c and Eamon search for green jello. Sam destroys suns for breakfast. We discuss the flavor of Tech Con Group Sports Drink and lab grown meat. Hopefully they don't taste like despair. Or ...

Ever seen 'Fern Gully'? Or 'Avatar'? Yeah. It's that.

It's an episode all about Daniel, with special guests: the friends in Daniel's head.

This episode brings up a lot of big questions about life, death, memory, AI, and, most importantly, where does SG-1 keep their hazmat gear?

Life lessons from SG1: Weakness is unacceptable. You may as well be dead. Don't share needles. Unless you've already shared a half-dead hagfish. Then it's okay. Sometimes you just need to die and then figure out how to be resurrected in order t ...

Jack's clothes fit even worse than before when he's turned into a teenager again. Daniel gives false hope to a bunch of alien abductees. Kathy teaches us how to date a middle aged nerd.

Jack shoots a fan. Sam states the obvious. Daniel doesn't remember for NO GOOD REASON. Teal'c makes friends with Ba'aal. Jonas LEAVES. WAAAAHHH. 1.25 is better than 1, right? Stay here, Jonas Quinn!