Episodes

We talk about bears and gardening and Star Wars. Also, Daniel is back. Yay?

Daniel, what is the point of you? We're not sure we'll ever know, but at least we get a tour of a bunch of different old sci-fi movies with this episode.

Jonas Quinn can predict what's for lunch! It's applesauce! No, wait, that's just Mr. Mot. They're actually having Mexican.

The SGC is shockingly bad at planning ahead in case things go wrong. For the record, assuming a standoffish alien will come save you is not a good contingency plan. At least most of the people on the planet they find are as oddly trusting as the SGC ...

Teal'c's in the hospital! He's a fireman! He has no tattoo! But then he does! He's a Jaffa! And he's in the SGC! And on a battlefield! Don't worry, T. Daniel will make it all better.

The SGC's lax security and SG1's tendency to blindly trust everyone they meet gets them in trouble. This description could also be applied to just about every other episode.

This is a boring and uneventful podcast description to match a boring and uneventful episode of Stargate SG1.

Why is everyone so wet? Can an eye on the back of your head and a three-fingered hand really be considered anatomical improvements? How great would it be to use your own eyes as flashlights? To reconstitute a liquified human, what percentage of t ...

All salad and no utopia make Maybourne something something...

When Jack is accused of fake murder, SG 3/4 must clear his name. Teal'c wins at life with stylish outfits, surprise cold cocking, and and the best interrogation skills. Don't worry, the government is totally not tracking you through your medication.

We all know that you have to suspend disbelief with sci-fi shows, but we draw the line at being asked to believe that an entire city could be put under full lockdown with no protests or consequences.

The Asgard have a bad idea to stop the replicators. When it doesn't work, they have another bad idea for how to fix it. SG1 knows it's a bad idea but then decides to help anyway. This is also a bad idea. This is then followed by a further series ...

You will learn more about spam than you probably ever wanted to know and Kathy offers up free virtual hugs! There's also clacky keyboards, Sam doing some MacGyvering, and Teal'c doing some acrobatics. It's got a little something for everyone!

Pangolins try to sell SG-1 on the miracle of green coffee bean extract, but it turns out it's just Tok'ra goo from a Hagfish sack. Elsewhere, Jonas and Teal'c examine an ancient dick pic, Jack and Sam talk to a lot of people, and hagfish biology is ...

Dogs make for some challenging podcasting. Kathy and Mary come up with some ways that gate technology can save the planet, while also tackling questions like "Can we ever really know we haven't killed someone in cold blood?" Finally, Martooth gets ...

When SG-1 is kidnapped by Lord Zoolander, it's up to two bickering nerds to save the day.

Everybody on whatever Jonas's planet is called dangles boatloads of naquadria in the SGC's face in exchange for a little (or a lot) of defensive (or offensive) weaponry. Meanwhile, Jonas continues to make himself at home in Daniel's office, drinking ...

It was a really interesting and high stakes episode! Or a really boring slog of an episode. It depends on which host you ask. But the one thing Mary and Kathy agree on is that implanting human or animal teeth into one's own mouth is disgusting.

Baby hagfish run amok while Jonas Quinn eats his way through small-town America. Don't worry, friends, the NID are all over it.

Mary's sick. SG1 is sick. The scientists in Antartica are sick. The rando they dug out of the ice is sick. Everyone's sick. Everything is the worst. But on the bright side, Dr. Fraiser's got a new transporter double!

Teal'c doles out the life advice that one should hold their breath for an excessively long time. Pwalter wears his glasses on his head. Teal'c also has concerns that Jonas wants to start an alien conspiracy. Davis delivers his lines from right on to ...

Rodney ruins everything. Jonas Quinn can't lose. Jack is good at cake but bad at elevators. Anubis continues to be a rather feckless villain. And we finally learn how they got the gate into the mountain. But then the gate explodes. If only there ...

Kathy wins the lottery but then claims to lose it so she doesn’t have to share. Sam wears a blue uniform jacket. Jonas is stuck cleaning out all Daniel’s crap bc the team doesn’t want to do it yet again. Mary finally learns what her uncle was REAL ...

Just convenient plot devices all the way down.