Episodes

Mary and Kathy try to put aside their bad moods to talk about Stargate, only to discover it's a CLIP SHOW. AAAAHHHH!!!!

James T. Kirk a.k.a. Luke Skywalker and the team get some groovy threads, meet young Hammond, and hang out with the Electric Mayhem.

Mary and Kathy are on vacation, so this is as clever as we can manage to get with the episode description. This message brought to you by beer and happiness.

The team tries to see how many miles they can walk in a day, Daniel pretends he’s an airplane, and Kathy and Mary want more nudity.

Apophis is older than he's ever been And now he's even older And now he's even older And now he's even older. He's older than he's ever been And now he's even older, And now he's older still.

The team plays musical chairs with their bodies, some rando hates on the beloved Dr. Fraiser, and Mary and Kathy fan-girl out over Christopher Judge.

Fun science with Mary! Sam plays with her food. Teal'c takes us to the gun show. Jack reconnects with an old friend. Everyone dies several times.

We talk archaeology, sci-fi, and ancient aliens with our favorite college prof!

We've lost the fallatus to write episode descriptions. Cruvus.

Abandy Hammy alone and sad, sends the team out but they get so mad. Teal’c's within his rights to dismember you. To save the Gate in the Crate, Jack shoots at NID crew. Maybourne is up to his usual shenanigans and Kathy and Mary throw out quotes ...

The FRIENDS of the Salish punish the SGC for their deception. Daniel makes peace and everyone is FRIENDS in the end.

The team is still stuck in Tokra'ville where crime is running rampant. There's a traitor in their midst, the Tok'ra are struggling with their illicit hagfish trade, and the Goa'uld are coming to wipe them all out! But on the bright side, Jacob gets ...

The team takes a trip to Tok'raville, where people don't wear pants and want to get inside their heads, literally. Meanwhile, on Earth, Kathy and Mary rush to get this episode posted before a hurricane hits Connecticut.

No, really. Eww.

Sha're has a baby! Daniel has a wife back! Sam has a dad! Dad has cancer! A reporter has SG-1's secrets! Jack has a beer!

SG-1 takes a trip to Froyo World!

The team once again brings an infection of some sort back home through the gate. It goes about as well as any of the other times they have done this. Kathy, Mary, and all of the SGC are shocked by this turn of events.

It turns out actions have consequences. Who knew?

We had a nice time. Carter picked up some naquadah, Teal'c made friends, Daniel got engaged, and Jack is going to go take a shower.

Adventures on the holodeck never end well. Even if the show you're watching isn't Star Trek.

The team unknowingly tries to help a murderer. People accidentally lose their feet. Daniel fails upward into becoming the head prisoner. And these aren’t even the worst of the mistakes made in this episode.

Sam gets a new friend. Teal’c and Jack have concerns but Daniel is too busy being rude to hospital patients to worry.

Do you like ring noises? We got ring noises! Also, we've got Apophis on his A game with SG1, Hammond, and a surprise friend ready to kick some ass. And Daniel? Well, he's ready to save his own ass.

Sneak sneak sneak…surprise trip through the gate! Sneak sneak sneak…surprise Skara! Sneak sneak sneak…surprise we’re on a ship! Sneak sneak sneak…surprise C4!