Episodes

Abandy Hammy alone and sad, sends the team out but they get so mad. Teal’c's within his rights to dismember you. To save the Gate in the Crate, Jack shoots at NID crew. Maybourne is up to his usual shenanigans and Kathy and Mary throw out quotes ...

The FRIENDS of the Salish punish the SGC for their deception. Daniel makes peace and everyone is FRIENDS in the end.

The team is still stuck in Tokra'ville where crime is running rampant. There's a traitor in their midst, the Tok'ra are struggling with their illicit hagfish trade, and the Goa'uld are coming to wipe them all out! But on the bright side, Jacob gets ...

The team takes a trip to Tok'raville, where people don't wear pants and want to get inside their heads, literally. Meanwhile, on Earth, Kathy and Mary rush to get this episode posted before a hurricane hits Connecticut.

No, really. Eww.

Sha're has a baby! Daniel has a wife back! Sam has a dad! Dad has cancer! A reporter has SG-1's secrets! Jack has a beer!

SG-1 takes a trip to Froyo World!

The team once again brings an infection of some sort back home through the gate. It goes about as well as any of the other times they have done this. Kathy, Mary, and all of the SGC are shocked by this turn of events.

It turns out actions have consequences. Who knew?

We had a nice time. Carter picked up some naquadah, Teal'c made friends, Daniel got engaged, and Jack is going to go take a shower.

Adventures on the holodeck never end well. Even if the show you're watching isn't Star Trek.

The team unknowingly tries to help a murderer. People accidentally lose their feet. Daniel fails upward into becoming the head prisoner. And these aren’t even the worst of the mistakes made in this episode.

Sam gets a new friend. Teal’c and Jack have concerns but Daniel is too busy being rude to hospital patients to worry.

Do you like ring noises? We got ring noises! Also, we've got Apophis on his A game with SG1, Hammond, and a surprise friend ready to kick some ass. And Daniel? Well, he's ready to save his own ass.

Sneak sneak sneak…surprise trip through the gate! Sneak sneak sneak…surprise Skara! Sneak sneak sneak…surprise we’re on a ship! Sneak sneak sneak…surprise C4!

Politicians muck things up at the SGC. What a surprise. Kathy and Mary debate what their next podcast should be if the "line item known as Area 52" (a.k.a. the Stargate Program) is shut down, and, Pepper makes a guest appearance.

In a world...where billions have been slaughtered, countless more will be enslaved, and society as we know it is coming to an end...WON'T SOMEONE TAKE A SECOND TO THINK ABOUT HOW HARD THIS IS FOR DANIEL???

If it looks like SG1, sounds like SG1, and acts like SG1, then it must be SG1. Right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Some lengthy conversations about optimal drinking water temperature, why you shouldn’t put your body parts into a fire during a survival situation, how phones worked back in the nineties, and how fast you could travel halfway around the world. Also, ...

Omoc's rude. Narim is smitten. Sam gives away a cat. Daniel helps the Tollan escape the US government. Hammond has some competition for his bestie. Jack and Teal'c are kinda just there. It's a busy time at the SGC.

Here's the Reader's Digest version of the episode: On another planet, Teal'c must stand trial for his past crimes. To the shock of SG-1, not all planets abide by the U.S. legal system.

A plague destroys a planet and a kid has a bomb in her chest. Everything's fine here....How are you?

"This week, we learn that women can be good at their jobs. Thanks, Stargate! We never would have known."

Is Daniel really dead? Who is Omoroca? How many hats does Teal'c have? WHO FEEDS DANIEL'S FISH???