Episodes

Jan. 11, 2021

Hagfish [SG1 S1E12]

SG1 goes to Teal'c's home world to rescue his son. There's lots of talk about hagfish with a tad bit of revolution and genocide thrown in for good measure.

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Dec. 28, 2020

Naked Hermit Hugs [SG1 S1E11]

An old friend from the movie joins SG1 on a mission to a planet so secretive that even the hagfish don't know of its existence. It's a place full of many surprises like a naked senior citizen, gross "food", and all of the knowledge of the universe. ...

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Dec. 25, 2020

I Find Your Lack of Hemsworth Disturbing [SG1 S1E10]

Happy holidays! Our gift to you is a couple of extra episodes! This one has it all, laughing crowds, walking montages, advice from passing thunderstorms, and Darth Unas! Only one thing missing, if you ask us...

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Dec. 25, 2020

Trippy Pizza Cake [SG1 S1E9]

Happy holidays! Our gift to you is a couple of extra episodes! O’Neill eats a funny cake that leads him to contract a possibly fatal STD. Totally normal. Moral of the story: Don’t take cake from strangers and be careful what you eat this holiday ...

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Dec. 14, 2020

Secret Quark [SG1 S1E8]

The team learns some important lessons in object permanence and minding their own business.

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Nov. 30, 2020

Pseudo'neill [SG1 S1E7]

The crystals of planet scrambled egg take a deep dive into Jack's gaping mental wounds.

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Nov. 16, 2020

Bone Throne [SG1 S1E6]

An unstable ruler refuses to give up his power. No. It's not the news. It's 'Stargate SG'!

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Nov. 2, 2020

Daniel's Big Bone [SG1 S1E5]

Kathy questions poor leadership. Mary gets angry at bad science. Sam is horny. O'Neill screeches. Hammond gets a straight jacket. And, as the title implies, Daniel gets a big bone. Really, he's got the most going for him this episode.

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Oct. 19, 2020

Capt. Dr. Samantha Doctor Carter [SG1 S1E4]

It's your typical love story of boy meets girl, boy kidnaps girl, boy tries to trade girl for a different girl, and when that doesn't work, boy sells girl instead.

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Oct. 5, 2020

Baby's First Surgery [Sg1 S1E3]

Kowalski has a hagfish thing in his brain! Can the team save him? You'll never know unless you listen to this episode. Or you could watch the show. Or both. But for sure you should listen to this episode.

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Sept. 21, 2020

Daniel Sneezes [SG1 S1E1(&2)]

Using the 1994 movie as a backdrop, Stargate SG1 launched in 1997 with a 2-part episode. Let the fun begin!

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Sept. 20, 2020

Pilot Episode - Stargate the Movie!

We kick things off with the movie that started it all--Stargate! Join us as Kathy and Mary discuss the movie that both hosts include on their list of favorites.

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