Episodes

March 19, 2025

New Jack in Town [SG1 S9E12]

Did you watch Voyager? Remember that episode where Paris gets falsely accused of murder and a fake memory of that murder is implanted in his head? Yeah. This is that. But with Mitchell.

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March 12, 2025

Knife Butt [ATL S2E11]

Teyla pretends she can't fit through the bars of a wraith cell, so it's Ronon and his hair knives to the rescue! Action!Rodney gets to play for once. The wraith are very, very dumb.

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March 5, 2025

Baby's First Hazmat Suit [SG1 S9E11]

When the team comes up with a questionable plan to get a prior blood sample, we end up with a lot scripture quoting from Cancer Prior. Then more scripture quoting from Cancer Prior. Then still more. Meanwhile, as the prior plague becomes a pandemi ...

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Feb. 26, 2025

Leopard Print Dart [ATL S2E10]

Team SHRRT stumbles into an obvious trap and is forced to take drugs and carry out the dumbest attack plan Ford could make. It's off to a rough start when Rodney is forced to stay behind and two of Ford's men are rematerialized over a cliff. Maybe ...

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Feb. 19, 2025

Sam's Thick Report [SG1 S9E10]

While Mitchell tracks a Prior Disease outbreak and Teal'c tries to stop Gerak from forcing Origin on all Jaffa, Sam is busy being hit on by a child while she sticks things in her ears.

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Feb. 12, 2025

Pooh Bear Levels of Concentration [ATL S2E9]

Sheppard and Rodney visit the Aurora in which they enter the Faux-rora in search of wraith weaknesses. But all they find are sleepy Ancients, poorly fitting pajamas, cartoon trees, and blue lights. And a wraith, of course...

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Feb. 5, 2025

Through the Gatehole [SG1 S9E9]

We might have a bunch of new cast members but it's still the same old SG1 and SGC when the team brings home a sketchy person from an alien planet and--who would've thought--chaos ensues.

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Jan. 29, 2025

Accidental Teal'c [ATL S2E8]

Lorne's a killer! Beckett splashes a little salt water! Sheppard's DEVOLVING into a bug and Mary loves it! Just kidding, it's time for Science!

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Jan. 22, 2025

Cancer Prior [SG1 S9E8]

MItchell gets in a fight to the death although neither guy actually dies. But then he's trained to be a better fighter so that he can be killed in a better fight to the death where, once again, no one actually dies. Why? Who the hell knows?

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Jan. 15, 2025

Wraith Diet Pills [ATL S2E7]

The episode could have been a creepy monster hunting story, but it wasn't. Instead, Kaylee from 'Firefly' swoops in and falls victim to Beckett's bad science, revealing that all wraith are irredeemable.

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Jan. 8, 2025

Spouth African [SG1 S9E7]

Ba’al comes to Earth to do capitalism! The Jaffa have giant Christmas ornaments! Solitaire dude knows how to OT! Sam dashes Barrett’s hopes (again)! Mitchell is just there (again)!

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Jan. 1, 2025

Dill Plutonium Spears [ATL S2E6]

Everyone goads Rodney into going all mad scientist but then they get upset with him when it (not surprisingly) goes wrong. Give him a break. It's not like he blew up a sun or anything. And fun fact: clam chowder is a great post-run food.

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Dec. 25, 2024

Pile of Aged Eggs [SG1 S9E6]

When Mary loses the consistency of her regular schedule, she forgets to post the podcast on time...

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Dec. 18, 2024

Psychic Murder Powers [ATL S2E5]

A violent murderer perfectly sketches Rodney's character while Ronon models his future space cowboy look. Mary has Patrick Stewart on her mind and Kathy has problems with the possessive form of ShRRT.

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Dec. 11, 2024

Still Samless [SG1 S9E5]

Once again, we spend a lot of time talking about jell-o bc jell-o was the most interesting part of this episode. Vala continues to be sketchy and untrustworthy, but maybe there's at least a little hope for her. Meanwhile Kathy takes a hard stance on ...

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Dec. 4, 2024

RodMAN [ATL S2E4]

A little wraith ship oopsie virtually Tuvixes Rodney and it's about as annoying as you'd expect. In the B story, is Aquaman does a lot of grumbling.

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Nov. 27, 2024

Ed Bearden [SG1 S9E4]

What do you call SG -1 sitting alone in an empty stolen cargo ship? Overnumerousness. (It's a word. And the joke does work.)

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Nov. 20, 2024

Team ShRRT [ATL S2E3]

The team battle the tropical sun to find Aquaman all dried up from wraith sucking. The doctor whines about ethics or something.

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Nov. 13, 2024

A Lot of God Stuff [SG1 S9E3]

Kathy's having a bad day. Mary's having bad day. Vala and Daniel are having a bad day. Fannis is having a terrible day. Harrid and Sallis are having the worst day ever. We hope you're having a better day than everyone over here is.

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Nov. 6, 2024

Loving Suck Hands [ATL S2E2]

The Daedalus crew tries turning it off and on and off and on and off and on. Sheppard gets a promotion. Caldwell can't run Atlantis, but at least he has a recliner. Mary and Kathy discuss the pros and cons of being sitting ducks and, most importantly ...

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Oct. 30, 2024

Prostration Time! [SG1 S9E2]

New cast members, new team, new enemies, and a new way to torture people. Great! All things no one asked for! I guess maybe someone might have asked for it. But we didn't ask for it. Probably no Stargate fans asked for it. So no one important could h ...

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Oct. 23, 2024

A Heavenly Voice [ATL S2E1]

Assistant Director Walter Ski- Ahem, Colonel Caldwell comes to the rescue! Mary talks about cold braaaains! Zelenka understands buffer time! Ford gets weird (even more so than usual). And, this is a pro-union podcast, Rodney.

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Oct. 16, 2024

SG-We [SG1 S9E1]

Our heroes have hung up their zats but the show must go on for reasons. New guy Mitchell is as bummed as we are that SG-1 is gone. Vala ruins Daniel's plans so he joins in on the whining. Pwalter, always there when we need him most, keeps the continu ...

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Oct. 9, 2024

Full Metal Everett {ATL S1E20]

Oh no! Our plan failed and the wraith are coming. We need to evacuate! No wait! It's the SGC! We're saved! Oh no! All our plans fell apart and we're surrounded by wraith!

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