Episodes

Jan. 15, 2025

Wraith Diet Pills [ATL S2E7]

The episode could have been a creepy monster hunting story, but it wasn't. Instead, Kaylee from 'Firefly' swoops in and falls victim to Beckett's bad science, revealing that all wraith are irredeemable.

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Jan. 8, 2025

Spouth African [SG1 S9E7]

Ba’al comes to Earth to do capitalism! The Jaffa have giant Christmas ornaments! Solitaire dude knows how to OT! Sam dashes Barrett’s hopes (again)! Mitchell is just there (again)!

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Jan. 1, 2025

Dill Plutonium Spears [ATL S2E6]

Everyone goads Rodney into going all mad scientist but then they get upset with him when it (not surprisingly) goes wrong. Give him a break. It's not like he blew up a sun or anything. And fun fact: clam chowder is a great post-run food.

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Dec. 25, 2024

Pile of Aged Eggs [SG1 S9E6]

When Mary loses the consistency of her regular schedule, she forgets to post the podcast on time...

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Dec. 18, 2024

Psychic Murder Powers [ATL S2E5]

A violent murderer perfectly sketches Rodney's character while Ronon models his future space cowboy look. Mary has Patrick Stewart on her mind and Kathy has problems with the possessive form of ShRRT.

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Dec. 11, 2024

Still Samless [SG1 S9E5]

Once again, we spend a lot of time talking about jell-o bc jell-o was the most interesting part of this episode. Vala continues to be sketchy and untrustworthy, but maybe there's at least a little hope for her. Meanwhile Kathy takes a hard stance on ...

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Dec. 4, 2024

RodMAN [ATL S2E4]

A little wraith ship oopsie virtually Tuvixes Rodney and it's about as annoying as you'd expect. In the B story, is Aquaman does a lot of grumbling.

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Nov. 27, 2024

Ed Bearden [SG1 S9E4]

What do you call SG -1 sitting alone in an empty stolen cargo ship? Overnumerousness. (It's a word. And the joke does work.)

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Nov. 20, 2024

Team ShRRT [ATL S2E3]

The team battle the tropical sun to find Aquaman all dried up from wraith sucking. The doctor whines about ethics or something.

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Nov. 13, 2024

A Lot of God Stuff [SG1 S9E3]

Kathy's having a bad day. Mary's having bad day. Vala and Daniel are having a bad day. Fannis is having a terrible day. Harrid and Sallis are having the worst day ever. We hope you're having a better day than everyone over here is.

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Nov. 6, 2024

Loving Suck Hands [ATL S2E2]

The Daedalus crew tries turning it off and on and off and on and off and on. Sheppard gets a promotion. Caldwell can't run Atlantis, but at least he has a recliner. Mary and Kathy discuss the pros and cons of being sitting ducks and, most importantly ...

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Oct. 30, 2024

Prostration Time! [SG1 S9E2]

New cast members, new team, new enemies, and a new way to torture people. Great! All things no one asked for! I guess maybe someone might have asked for it. But we didn't ask for it. Probably no Stargate fans asked for it. So no one important could h ...

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Oct. 23, 2024

A Heavenly Voice [ATL S2E1]

Assistant Director Walter Ski- Ahem, Colonel Caldwell comes to the rescue! Mary talks about cold braaaains! Zelenka understands buffer time! Ford gets weird (even more so than usual). And, this is a pro-union podcast, Rodney.

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Oct. 16, 2024

SG-We [SG1 S9E1]

Our heroes have hung up their zats but the show must go on for reasons. New guy Mitchell is as bummed as we are that SG-1 is gone. Vala ruins Daniel's plans so he joins in on the whining. Pwalter, always there when we need him most, keeps the continu ...

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Oct. 9, 2024

Full Metal Everett {ATL S1E20]

Oh no! Our plan failed and the wraith are coming. We need to evacuate! No wait! It's the SGC! We're saved! Oh no! All our plans fell apart and we're surrounded by wraith!

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Oct. 2, 2024

Tent Basement [SG1 S8E20]

Teal'c kills Daniel! Jack and Sam make out! Rodney keeps trying to make Gateship happen! Does any of it really matter if it occurs in an alternate timeline? Who knows?

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Sept. 25, 2024

Megasus Galaxy [ATL S1E19]

Teyla is accused of espionage, there's a surprise wraith in the city, one of our favorite characters dies, Atlantis' only hope of defense is too glitchy to stand up to the wraith ships, and Mary spilled her protein shake. It's bad. It's all bad.

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Sept. 18, 2024

Sam Storm [SG1 S8E19]

SG-1 screws up the timeline and everything is the worst. Sam and Daniel wear boring earth tones, Jack is filthy, Rodney is a creep, Kinsey is president and there's no stargate. Good job, guys.

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Sept. 11, 2024

Suddenly Cher [ATL S8E19]

Teyla reads Wraith minds! Teyla has nightmares! Teyla does therapy! Teyla finds a "secret lab!" Teyla eats soup! Have we mentioned this episode is all about Teyla?

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Sept. 4, 2024

95% Less Festering [SG1 S8E18]

We say goodbye to a whopping four characters in this episode. Our emotions run from sad to delighted. And no, of course Daniel is not one of those characters.

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Aug. 28, 2024

Rodney Wrangling [ATL S1E17]

There’s clips and bickering and moral failings. We’re 50/50 on whether these things are enjoyable to watch.

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Aug. 21, 2024

Three Days to the Chicken [SG1 S8E17]

Everyone on the team contributes to the win: Teal'c makes reaction faces, Daniel dies again, Jack rescues Siler, Sam hangs out with the Ba'alogram, Bratac gloats, and Jacob/Selmac act put out.

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Aug. 14, 2024

Anotherhood [ATL S1E16]

It's like Indiana Jones but without the best parts of Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford).

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Aug. 7, 2024

Anewbis [SG1 S8E16]

RepliCarter T1000's Yu. Anubis has some major freezer burn. Jack is even more Jack than usual. A jaffa has a wardrobe malfunction. It's a weird episode.

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