Episodes

Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse...it did.

Catherine, James, and Wasuf execute plans poorly and focus on the wrong things. Daddy Trip is so hot and dirty. Brucke doesn't know how to slap. And no matter how bad things get, Eva just keeps rolling.

Brucke and Aset try to out-evil each other. Everyone else? They pretty much just sit and watch.

Brucke has delusions of grandeur, Catherine gets high AF and suddenly feels ready to conquer the Nazis on her own. Wasif and James just want some tasty food. Your podcast hosts would settle for something as simple as being able to keep their own names straight.

James gets smacked. Catherine speaks loudly and slowly. Aset likes guns. Brucke plays the Nazis greatest hits.

Unlike our "heroes," these nazis know how to have a good time. Nothing like home movies to get the party started!

Catherine and James are the worst. Kathy and Mary get annoyed and stop wondering why there was only one season of this show. But on occasion, Wasef is amusing.

Meeting new aliens is hard. Figuring out the stargate is hard. Wearing pants is hard. Life is hard.

The professor gets thrown through the gate, Catherine kicks butt, and Nazis argue about which side is their good side. Spoiler alert: Nazis don't have a good side.

Did we need a movie to wrap up the Ori? Seeing as we didn't know that the Ori were still a problem, we're not sure we did. Also, there's replicators because why not? But not those Pegasus Galaxy replicators. The Milky Way Galaxy ones that are exactly the same. At least it's better than the series finale. Way better. But that was a pretty low bar.

Tripp Tucker and Catherine Langford get into trouble with some Nazis but the Enterprise and Indiana Jones are nowhere to be found.

We leave Atlantis celebrating a bittersweet victory over the replicators. There was a lot of troubleshooting, a little bit of Teyla, and one hand in a forehead.

Atlantis is Lost In Space with only seconds of relief between crises. Nanites not only regrow hair, but style it as well! Meanwhile Sheppard and Zelenka reenact scenes from LOTR, but in space! Everything seems dire despite Weir's new coif, but the team has an idea...

The IOA decides to make a pre-emptive strike against the Replicators. Since those always go well, everything on Atlantis is totally fine. There was definitely no retaliation and nobody was forced to abandon the planet.

Holy Hannah! It's the end of SG-1! And nearly the end of this podcast! We promise to not make it feel "unending," unlike this episode.

You know what you get when you hang out in dank, dark tunnels? Death. Monsters. Michael. Maybe don't hang out in dank, dark tunnels. And maybe don't accidentally create supervillains that bring you monsters.

How quickly can the team tie up a bunch of loose ends, including loose ends that really didn't need to be tied up? The rush to the finish continues with Goa'uld, Ori, and apparently Tok'ra.

The only thing worse than a wraith is a soggy, starving, angry wraith whose lonely because she ate all her friends. But now she's got plenty of new friends in the form of Team ShRRT and for some reason Dr. Weir. And it's even harder to stay lonely when you're inhabiting someone else's mind.

Vala's crappy dad shows up to scam the SGC, everyone on Earth, AND his own daughter. Lam's crappy dad uses her to set up a dinner with her mom/his ex. Yay...family?

All of Atlantis gets a day off. Rodney and Weir hang with their love interests. Ronon and Sheppard do some bonding. Teyla hangs with a friend. Nobody wants to go fishing with Beckett. Not even Lorne and Zelenka. Oh well, there's plenty of time for that next day off...oh.

After a powerful Jaffa nemesis we've never heard of kills some other Jaffa, Teal'c recovers from his injuries and goes on a revenge quest. This all takes anywhere from several weeks to several years. Who knows?

A very selfish man strands Team ShRRT on an old space station with a very desperate man and little chance for survival. Will they get out of this? Who gets to save the day this time? Why does the air flow the wrong way?

SG 80% is bad at being terrorists. Their hostages are bad at being hostages. The government leaders are bad at listening to science. And the one security guard caught in the middle of all this is bad at being a security guard. It's an episode full of ineptitude.

The super cool game we suddenly learned Sheppard and Rodney have been playing for years with no previous hint is not a game at all. They've been messing with people's lives! Who would have guessed the Ancients were arrogant assholes and not awesome gamers? We would. We would have guessed that.