Episodes

Sam and Mitchell are missing! Not really though, because we know where they are even if the people on the base don't. Dr. Lee may have picked up some bad habits from that bug scientist a few episodes back, but at least Daniel...

Atlantis wants a ZPM. Cowen wants puddle jumpers. Ladon wants to be in charge. Ronon wants to be wanted. Too bad you can't always get what you want.

While SG1 is stuck babysitting some annoying delegates, bad science destroys an entire off world base. Mary gives them all an F for bad lab practices. Also, most of them die, which is probably worse than getting an F.

Lessons from Atlantis: 1. Never pick up random old space trash with life forms in it 2. Never assume that someone is friendly just because they look human 3. Never do favors for alien entities that have taken over someone els...

SG-1 is sometimes bad at their job, like when they try to bust a weird, addictive corn drug ring, but fail miserably at being discreet. Thankfully, the guy who catches them is also pretty bad at this job.

What do you get when you mix Nazis, an inbred Renaissance monarchy, and a team of outsiders that cause chaos pretty much everywhere they go? A weird-ass episode of Stargate Atlantis.

Remember that planet Daniel got stuck on where the people were at war? Well he’s stuck there again and they’re still at war. RSVP Pendergast et al, every Rand person, and all Caledonians. War over I guess though? The end.

Rodney should have died like 5 different times, right?

If a woman wants the right to vote, then apparently it means she's brainwashed. Also, changing your mind about a thing means you're brainwashed too. Outspoken about any political topics? Yup. Brainwashed. But you know who can't be brainwashed (a ...

It's a who's who of annoying minor characters in a crossover with SG1! And we once again need to figure out, "Who's the secret goa'uld??"

Any description ideas? All if got is: Too many SG1 teams on are on earth, Dr. Frasier and Martooth, are here, Kathy and Mary are recording in the same room--everything is just wrong.

Sheppard gets sucked into a time dilation cave with bad signage. He meets some new friends, meditates, fights a T-Rex/Smoke Monster thing, judges his new friends lifestyle, and goes home. It was the best day/6 months ever!

Did you watch Voyager? Remember that episode where Paris gets falsely accused of murder and a fake memory of that murder is implanted in his head? Yeah. This is that. But with Mitchell.

Teyla pretends she can't fit through the bars of a wraith cell, so it's Ronon and his hair knives to the rescue! Action!Rodney gets to play for once. The wraith are very, very dumb.

When the team comes up with a questionable plan to get a prior blood sample, we end up with a lot scripture quoting from Cancer Prior. Then more scripture quoting from Cancer Prior. Then still more. Meanwhile, as the prior plague becomes a pandemi ...

Team SHRRT stumbles into an obvious trap and is forced to take drugs and carry out the dumbest attack plan Ford could make. It's off to a rough start when Rodney is forced to stay behind and two of Ford's men are rematerialized over a cliff. Maybe ...

While Mitchell tracks a Prior Disease outbreak and Teal'c tries to stop Gerak from forcing Origin on all Jaffa, Sam is busy being hit on by a child while she sticks things in her ears.

Sheppard and Rodney visit the Aurora in which they enter the Faux-rora in search of wraith weaknesses. But all they find are sleepy Ancients, poorly fitting pajamas, cartoon trees, and blue lights. And a wraith, of course...

We might have a bunch of new cast members but it's still the same old SG1 and SGC when the team brings home a sketchy person from an alien planet and--who would've thought--chaos ensues.

Lorne's a killer! Beckett splashes a little salt water! Sheppard's DEVOLVING into a bug and Mary loves it! Just kidding, it's time for Science!

MItchell gets in a fight to the death although neither guy actually dies. But then he's trained to be a better fighter so that he can be killed in a better fight to the death where, once again, no one actually dies. Why? Who the hell knows?

The episode could have been a creepy monster hunting story, but it wasn't. Instead, Kaylee from 'Firefly' swoops in and falls victim to Beckett's bad science, revealing that all wraith are irredeemable.

Ba’al comes to Earth to do capitalism! The Jaffa have giant Christmas ornaments! Solitaire dude knows how to OT! Sam dashes Barrett’s hopes (again)! Mitchell is just there (again)!

Everyone goads Rodney into going all mad scientist but then they get upset with him when it (not surprisingly) goes wrong. Give him a break. It's not like he blew up a sun or anything. And fun fact: clam chowder is a great post-run food.