Episodes

Explosions, team bonding, an arrow to the butt - what more could we want from an Atlantis episode?

Everyone get's to play with some Ba'als. Can you handle two Ba'als? What about 12 Ba'als? Or more? There's enough Ba'als to go around. Ba'als, Ba'als everywhere but not a single person named Dick. Go figure.

Things take a problematic turn when the writers don't stop to think about how gross it is to write an episode about a guy who basically drugs a bunch of women to get them to marry him. And when Mary has too many beers before ...

Who doesn't love a cross-over episode? Rodney is working with Sam and Mitchell, Weir is working Daniel and Vala and...Morgan le Fay? Sheppard is around too, with a supply of lemons in his flack jacket. Totally normal.

The team on Atlantis betrays Michael (and all his wraith pals) again, and now they've got a couple hundred elves to look after. Not too surprisingly, since the effects of the retrovirus are not permanent, things go very, very...

It's permanent nap time on Vagonbrei but SG1 wants to stay up and play with science and lizards. Who wouldn't?! Vala wants to play, too but Landry first wants to make sure she can play nice with others...

Things work out just fine for Team Shrrt, not great for Michael, pretty bad for the Daedalus, and catastrophically for the Russian's and their brand new space ship. What's the fix? More wraith retrovirus! What could go wrong?

A low stakes rescue, yet another run-of-the-mill Daniel death fake-out, and the return of Vala. You'd think they'd want to start their last season off with a bang. Apparently they had opted not to.

The plan with the wraith retrovirus worked so well before, why don't we revisit that? What could go wrong? Probably everything. Our money is on everything.

Sorry, SG-1 the Ori are here and your weapon is in another castle. Or planet.

The floor being lava is only fun when you're watching it on Netflix while the entire world is locked down during a pandemic. Team ShRRT, on the other hand, are not having a good time with lava in this episode...

Vala's back! Kind of. Not really. She's just inhabiting Daniel's body and telling us what she's been up to these last few months. Turn's out shit's been going down out in the Ori galaxy...

The Atlantis folks engage in some very unethical behavior and deserve to suffer the consequences. Kathy and Mary have no sympathy for them this time.

Sam and Mitchell are missing! Not really though, because we know where they are even if the people on the base don't. Dr. Lee may have picked up some bad habits from that bug scientist a few episodes back, but at least Daniel...

Atlantis wants a ZPM. Cowen wants puddle jumpers. Ladon wants to be in charge. Ronon wants to be wanted. Too bad you can't always get what you want.

While SG1 is stuck babysitting some annoying delegates, bad science destroys an entire off world base. Mary gives them all an F for bad lab practices. Also, most of them die, which is probably worse than getting an F.

Lessons from Atlantis: 1. Never pick up random old space trash with life forms in it 2. Never assume that someone is friendly just because they look human 3. Never do favors for alien entities that have taken over someone els...

SG-1 is sometimes bad at their job, like when they try to bust a weird, addictive corn drug ring, but fail miserably at being discreet. Thankfully, the guy who catches them is also pretty bad at this job.

What do you get when you mix Nazis, an inbred Renaissance monarchy, and a team of outsiders that cause chaos pretty much everywhere they go? A weird-ass episode of Stargate Atlantis.

Remember that planet Daniel got stuck on where the people were at war? Well he’s stuck there again and they’re still at war. RSVP Pendergast et al, every Rand person, and all Caledonians. War over I guess though? The end.

Rodney should have died like 5 different times, right?

If a woman wants the right to vote, then apparently it means she's brainwashed. Also, changing your mind about a thing means you're brainwashed too. Outspoken about any political topics? Yup. Brainwashed. But you know who can't be brainwashed (a ...

It's a who's who of annoying minor characters in a crossover with SG1! And we once again need to figure out, "Who's the secret goa'uld??"

Any description ideas? All if got is: Too many SG1 teams on are on earth, Dr. Frasier and Martooth, are here, Kathy and Mary are recording in the same room--everything is just wrong.