Episodes

Relax, I'm American [SGO E2]
May 27, 2026

Relax, I'm American [SGO E2]

The professor gets thrown through the gate, Catherine kicks butt, and Nazis argue about which side is their good side. Spoiler alert: Nazis don't have a good side.

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The Doci Do [SG1 Movie: TheArk of Truth]
May 20, 2026

The Doci Do [SG1 Movie: TheArk of Truth]

Did we need a movie to wrap up the Ori? Seeing as we didn't know that the Ori were still a problem, we're not sure we did. Also, there's replicators because why not? But not those Pegasus Galaxy replicators. The Milky Way Gal...

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No Name Only Numbers [SGO E1]
May 13, 2026

No Name Only Numbers [SGO E1]

Tripp Tucker and Catherine Langford get into trouble with some Nazis but the Enterprise and Indiana Jones are nowhere to be found.

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Everything's Coming Up Atlantis! [ATL S4E2]
May 6, 2026

Everything's Coming Up Atlantis! [ATL S4E2]

We leave Atlantis celebrating a bittersweet victory over the replicators. There was a lot of troubleshooting, a little bit of Teyla, and one hand in a forehead.

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Blood Globs! [ATL S3E20]
April 29, 2026

Blood Globs! [ATL S3E20]

Atlantis is Lost In Space with only seconds of relief between crises. Nanites not only regrow hair, but style it as well! Meanwhile Sheppard and Zelenka reenact scenes from LOTR, but in space! Everything seems dire despite We...

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At Least It's Better Than Unending [ATL S3E20]
April 22, 2026

At Least It's Better Than Unending [ATL S3E20]

The IOA decides to make a pre-emptive strike against the Replicators. Since those always go well, everything on Atlantis is totally fine. There was definitely no retaliation and nobody was forced to abandon the planet.

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Montage 5: The Remontagening [SG1 S10E20!!!]
April 15, 2026

Montage 5: The Remontagening [SG1 S10E20!!!]

Holy Hannah! It's the end of SG-1! And nearly the end of this podcast! We promise to not make it feel "unending," unlike this episode.

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Room Full of Chickens [ATL S3E19]
April 8, 2026

Room Full of Chickens [ATL S3E19]

You know what you get when you hang out in dank, dark tunnels? Death. Monsters. Michael. Maybe don't hang out in dank, dark tunnels. And maybe don't accidentally create supervillains that bring you monsters.

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Ba'aldria? Ba'Adria? [SG1 S10E19]
April 1, 2026

Ba'aldria? Ba'Adria? [SG1 S10E19]

How quickly can the team tie up a bunch of loose ends, including loose ends that really didn't need to be tied up? The rush to the finish continues with Goa'uld, Ori, and apparently Tok'ra.

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You Should Always Listen to Teyla [ATL S3E18}
March 25, 2026

You Should Always Listen to Teyla [ATL S3E18}

The only thing worse than a wraith is a soggy, starving, angry wraith whose lonely because she ate all her friends. But now she's got plenty of new friends in the form of Team ShRRT and for some reason Dr. Weir. And it's even...

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Pie For Pie's Sake [SG1 S10E18]
March 18, 2026

Pie For Pie's Sake [SG1 S10E18]

Vala's crappy dad shows up to scam the SGC, everyone on Earth, AND his own daughter. Lam's crappy dad uses her to set up a dinner with her mom/his ex. Yay...family?

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Exploding Tumors and Disintegrating Bagpipes [ATL S3E17]
March 11, 2026

Exploding Tumors and Disintegrating Bagpipes [ATL S3E17]

All of Atlantis gets a day off. Rodney and Weir hang with their love interests. Ronon and Sheppard do some bonding. Teyla hangs with a friend. Nobody wants to go fishing with Beckett. Not even Lorne and Zelenka. Oh well, ther...

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Congrats on That Accidental Impalement [SG1 S10E17]
March 4, 2026

Congrats on That Accidental Impalement [SG1 S10E17]

After a powerful Jaffa nemesis we've never heard of kills some other Jaffa, Teal'c recovers from his injuries and goes on a revenge quest. This all takes anywhere from several weeks to several years. Who knows?

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All A-Lorne with Radio MacKay [ATL S3E16]
Feb. 25, 2026

All A-Lorne with Radio MacKay [ATL S3E16]

A very selfish man strands Team ShRRT on an old space station with a very desperate man and little chance for survival. Will they get out of this? Who gets to save the day this time? Why does the air flow the wrong way?

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Never Go Anywhere Without Sam [SG1 S10E16]
Feb. 18, 2026

Never Go Anywhere Without Sam [SG1 S10E16]

SG 80% is bad at being terrorists. Their hostages are bad at being hostages. The government leaders are bad at listening to science. And the one security guard caught in the middle of all this is bad at being a security guard...

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Cantato or Panteloupe? [ATL S3E15]
Feb. 11, 2026

Cantato or Panteloupe? [ATL S3E15]

The super cool game we suddenly learned Sheppard and Rodney have been playing for years with no previous hint is not a game at all. They've been messing with people's lives! Who would have guessed the Ancients were arrogant a...

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Corncaine [SG1 S10E15]
Feb. 4, 2026

Corncaine [SG1 S10E15]

Mitchell and Vala get their cliche on at his high school reunion. Dr. Lee is the coolest guy at the conference. Daniel nerds out in a library. It's all fun and games till someone gets killed. Actually, it's still kinda fun an...

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Rodney's Tea and Hugs [ATL S3E14]
Jan. 28, 2026

Rodney's Tea and Hugs [ATL S3E14]

Standing on a pedal stool, Rodney learns he has more in common with the ancients than he thought. Special powers, big appetites, oh my! The team races to find a relevant thing for Teyla to do and Ronon is also there!

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Doctor Prior Daniel Merlin Jackson [SG1 S10E14]
Jan. 21, 2026

Doctor Prior Daniel Merlin Jackson [SG1 S10E14]

SG-80% is surprised that Daniel is a prior. We're surprised that they're surprised because he sounds exactly like Daniel. Daniel is surprised that no one trusts him. Everyone is surprised that he's surprised at this. No one i...

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Lucius is the Worst [ATL S3E13]
Jan. 13, 2026

Lucius is the Worst [ATL S3E13]

What's better than an episode featuring one unlikeable character? An episode featuring two unlikeable characters! Lucius is back and he continues to suck, but at least he's not drugging and taking advantage of women this time...

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You Don't Declare Martial Law on Sam [SG1 S10E13]
Jan. 7, 2026

You Don't Declare Martial Law on Sam [SG1 S10E13]

Sam finds herself in an alternate universe where everything is terrible. Teal'c is incommunicado, Vala's in jail, Mitchell's a paralyzed alcoholic, Other Sam has exploded on the SGC walls, and Landry is in the middle of estab...

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Don't Eat Rodney's Friends [ATL S3E12]
Dec. 31, 2025

Don't Eat Rodney's Friends [ATL S3E12]

It starts like a ghost story, it ends like Star Trek IV, and has some kind of solar flare disaster movie in the middle. This episode may not know what it's trying to be, but we know that we like it.

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Malp Butler [SG1 S10E12]
Dec. 24, 2025

Malp Butler [SG1 S10E12]

In yet another generic medieval village, there is yet another face off with a prior. And up on an Ori spaceship, they try once again to convert Vala. But this time it's Tomin who seems to be changing his tune. That doesn't ma...

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Time For Plan C(4) [ATL S20 E12]
Dec. 17, 2025

Time For Plan C(4) [ATL S20 E12]

Niam Cat has survived his joint from space, as one would expect from a toaster pastry feline that shoots rainbows. But when he's more awake that Weir and Rodney expected, he dashes all their brilliant plans to save the day. B...

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